‘Twas the nightmare before Christmas when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring only Nancy the mouse
The Rats were all sitting straight up in their chairs
Hoping impeachment soon would be theirs
Republicans sleeping all snug in their beds
The Democrats busy banging their heads
With Melania in her kerchief and Trump in his hat
They had both settled down for a 2-week nap
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
It was Schiff and Nadler who fell off a ladder
Away to the window, Trump flew like a flash
He yelled “Secret Service” please take out the trash
With the moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
It gave Trump a great view of the commotion below
With what to Trumps wondering eyes did appear
It was Mitch McConnell and eight tiny rein-deer
With a pound of his gavel so lively and quick
He declared Trump not guilty said these charges don’t stick
More rapid than eagles his supporters they came
They shouted, Mr. President, we’re winning the game
We all know our president cares about us
So let’s send all the Dem’s back home in a bus
Now Nadler, Pelosi, and Schiff they all stink
Because they took America right to the brink
It’s time for our nation to heal and be strong
After all, we’re Americans and know right from wrong
Trump is our Pres and he’s draining the swamp
Let’s get rid of the Dem’s with a romp and a stomp
Merry Christmas to all of our wonderful readers from the Staff of the Gem State Patriot!
