‘Twas the nightmare before Christmas when all through the house<\/p>\n
Not a creature was stirring only Nancy the mouse<\/p>\n
The Rats were all sitting straight up in their chairs<\/p>\n
Hoping impeachment soon would be theirs<\/p>\n
Republicans sleeping all snug in their beds<\/p>\n
The Democrats busy banging their heads<\/p>\n
With Melania in her kerchief and Trump in his hat<\/p>\n
They had both settled down for a 2-week nap<\/p>\n
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter<\/p>\n
It was Schiff and Nadler who fell off a ladder<\/p>\n
Away to the window, Trump flew like a flash<\/p>\n
He yelled “Secret Service” please take out the trash<\/p>\n
With the moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow<\/p>\n
It gave Trump a great view of the commotion below<\/p>\n
With what to Trumps wondering eyes did appear<\/p>\n
It was Mitch McConnell and eight tiny rein-deer<\/p>\n
With a pound of his gavel so lively and quick<\/p>\n
He declared Trump not guilty said these charges don’t stick<\/p>\n
More rapid than eagles his supporters they came<\/p>\n
They shouted, Mr. President, we’re winning the game<\/p>\n
We all know our president cares about us<\/p>\n
So let’s send all the Dem’s back home in a bus<\/p>\n
Now Nadler, Pelosi, and Schiff they all stink<\/p>\n
Because they took America right to the brink<\/p>\n
It’s time for our nation to heal and be strong<\/p>\n
After all, we’re Americans and know right from wrong<\/p>\n
Trump is our Pres and he’s draining the swamp<\/p>\n
Let’s get rid of the Dem’s with a romp and a stomp<\/p>\n
Merry Christmas to all of our wonderful readers from the Staff of the Gem State Patriot!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" ‘Twas the nightmare before Christmas when all through the house Not a creature was stirring only Nancy the mouse The Rats were all sitting straight up in their chairs Hoping impeachment soon would be theirs Republicans sleeping all snug in their beds The Democrats busy banging their heads With Melania in her kerchief and Trump […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9205,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[293,237,703,635],"class_list":["post-9201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","tag-christmas","tag-donald-trump","tag-impeachment","tag-nancy-pelosi","cat-1-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9201"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17286,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9201\/revisions\/17286"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}