{"id":4283,"date":"2017-04-17T17:00:25","date_gmt":"2017-04-17T23:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/?p=4283"},"modified":"2024-09-23T22:47:58","modified_gmt":"2024-09-24T04:47:58","slug":"hillary-clinton-favorite-excuses-parody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/hillary-clinton-favorite-excuses-parody\/","title":{"rendered":"Hillary Clinton &#8211; My Favorite Excuses (Parody)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>(Sung to the tune of &#8220;My Favorite Things&#8221;)<\/strong><br \/>\nScroll down to see the music video!<\/p>\n<p>This poem (Hillary Clinton \u2013 My Favorite Excuses) is republished here with permission and attribution to\u00a0author Tony Olson.<\/p>\n<p><strong>About the Author:<\/strong> Tony Olson is an American journalist, poet, and bestselling author. His book <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2n7p33A\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">SPIN GAME: Exposing Political Lies and Tactics<\/a> was an Amazon Top Ten Bestseller. Tony also authored the recent\u00a0viral poems &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/a-very-trump-christmas\/\">Twas The Night Before Inauguration<\/a>,&#8221; &#8220;Ode To Liberal Lunacy,&#8221; and &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/america-2021\/\">America 2021<\/a>.&#8221; Tony currently lives in Boise, Idaho.<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"853\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/wic4KrQppBc?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nTop secret data purloined by a gremlin<br \/>\nMisdeeds exposed with some help from the Kremlin<br \/>\nWikileaks published the e-mails we tossed<br \/>\nThese are a few of the reasons I lost<\/p>\n<p>Draft beer and vino and vodka martini<br \/>\nAll disappear like I&#8217;m friggin&#8217; Houdini<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not a secret . . . I like to get sauced<br \/>\nThese are a few of the reasons I lost<\/p>\n<p>Girls in blue dresses with DNA traces<br \/>\nBill has me threaten the girls he embraces<br \/>\nWith my assistance he&#8217;s free to accost<br \/>\nThese are a few of the reasons I lost<\/p>\n<p>When I&#8217;m lying<br \/>\nTestifying<br \/>\nI concoct a tale<br \/>\nI look for excuses and others to blame<br \/>\nAnd, then I won&#8217;t go . . . to jail<\/p>\n<p>Tantrums and breakdowns and fake tears with tissues<br \/>\nObvious signs of some medical issues<br \/>\nFainting and stumbling and eyes that go crossed<br \/>\nThese are a few of the reasons I lost<\/p>\n<p>Because of my gender I think I&#8217;ve been slighted<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a good chance that I may be indicted<br \/>\nImage as cold as a New England frost<br \/>\nThese are a few of the reasons I lost<\/p>\n<p>Currency laundered through Clinton Foundation<br \/>\nInfluence peddling that threatens our nation<br \/>\nAll the offenses I&#8217;ve seemed to amass<br \/>\nThese are the reasons that Trump kicked my ass<\/p>\n<p>When I&#8217;m lying<br \/>\nTestifying<br \/>\nI concoct a tale<br \/>\nI look for excuses and others to blame<br \/>\nBut, I still may go . . . to jail<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Sung to the tune of &#8220;My Favorite Things&#8221;) Scroll down to see the music video! This poem (Hillary Clinton \u2013 My Favorite Excuses) is republished here with permission and attribution to\u00a0author Tony Olson. About the Author: Tony Olson is an American journalist, poet, and bestselling author. 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