Trump is off and running now, and I’m here to confirm,
\nThere’ll be a lot of changes by the end of his first term.
\nLet’s put the turbulence on hold and have a little fun . . .
\nHere’s my look at where we’ll be in 2021.<\/p>\n
Trump’s been re-elected with another strong campaign,
\nDefeating Oprah Winfrey and her running mate . . . McCain.
\nThe wall has been completed and Obamacare is dead.
\nAmerica is great again . . . just like the Donald said.<\/p>\n
The president would not allow a migrant infestation,
\nSo, coastal California has become a separate nation.
\nThey opened up their borders and adopted the Quran,
\nMade Ashley Judd their leader . . . and they called it Libastan.<\/p>\n
With Libastan seceding . . . and the lipstick off the pig,
\nWaters and Pelosi had to find another gig.
\nThey both went into acting and received a handsome fee,
\nFor starring in the new release of “Dumb and Dumber 3”.<\/p>\n
NBC and CNN have all but gone away.
\nThe day fake news was outlawed . . . they had nothing left to say.
\nThey doubled down on Trump and non-existent Russian spies.
\nNow, Chuck Todd is at McDonalds . . . in the drive-up serving fries.<\/p>\n
And, wacky Rachel Maddow still has all the breaking news,
\nLike the loss of the Titanic . . . and the death of Howard Hughes.
\nTonight, she has a bombshell scoop that’s sure to make her shine . . .
\n. . . Trump got a parking ticket back in 1989.<\/p>\n
Hillary has settled down with roommate Cheryl Mills.
\nShe keeps a secret server in their cell at Bedford Hills.
\nThere’s little cause to worry on her 20-year “vacation”,
\nShe had Slick Willy neutered prior to incarceration.<\/p>\n
Al Gore waits for the ice to melt outside his padded room.
\nAn inconvenient outcome for his prophecy of doom.
\nThe world no longer buys the hoax that he has tried to sell ’em.
\nThe only thing that’s melting is his unused cerebellum.<\/p>\n
For years, we’ve speculated on the mental health of Schumer.
\nThe doctors then announced that in his butt there was a tumor.
\nAll the surgeons gathered ’round, and despite initial dread,
\nWhen they looked a little closer, they could see it was his head.<\/p>\n
Fauxcahontas Warren has been banished by her tribe.
\nShe spent her people’s wampum, and accepted heap big bribe.
\nThey say she spoke with forked tongue, and did some crazy deeds.
\nShe traded Massachusetts for a blanket and some beads.<\/p>\n
The pigment-challenged Dolezal is back to being white.
\nDespite a valiant effort, she proved all her critics right.
\nThree decades in a tanning booth . . . she failed at getting blacker.
\nEverybody knows you don’t put chocolate on a cracker.<\/p>\n
There’s lots of stars in Tinseltown no longer on the clock.
\nThe earthquake they called Trump created quite an aftershock.
\nThen came a tsunami of depression and despair,
\nThe kind of feeling we all get when we see Whoopi’s hair.<\/p>\n
Entertainment’s better now that Hollywood is gone.
\nBilly Ray has moved away . . . likewise, his demon spawn.
\nYes, Miley pledged allegiance to the U.K.’s Union Jack
\nBut, once the British got a taste . . . they tried to give her back.<\/p>\n
Rosie still plays Bannon for the skits on SNL.
\nShe bears a close resemblance . . . too much time at Taco Bell.
\nShe’s mean and unappealing, and to use a metaphor . . .
\nShe looks like the result of cloning Slash with Michael Moore.<\/p>\n
Yes, the snowflakes are all melting and their binkies laid to waste.
\nA fortune spent on therapy and loyalties misplaced.
\nNow the country’s being run by those that they deplore.
\nThere may not be a snowflake left by 2024.<\/p>\n
This poem (America 2021) is republished here with permission and attribution to author Tony Olson.<\/p>\n