{"id":3541,"date":"2016-11-06T15:00:03","date_gmt":"2016-11-06T22:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/?p=3541"},"modified":"2024-09-23T22:44:31","modified_gmt":"2024-09-24T04:44:31","slug":"an-ode-to-hillary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/an-ode-to-hillary\/","title":{"rendered":"An Ode to Hillary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>Hillary Billary Rodham<br \/>\nAs crooked as those in Sodom<br \/>\nHer aide named Huma whose husband a boomer<br \/>\nTook the cast of the cabal to the bottom<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nWith photos in hand of his masculine gland<br \/>\nSent ladies across this nation<br \/>\nDrew strong irritation and more consternation<br \/>\nThan cooking the books of Foundation<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nOh Hillary claimed not to be defamed<br \/>\nBy the likes of the media sensation<br \/>\nBut the facts don\u2019t decry<br \/>\nAn embarrassed FBI on the trail of bestial flirtation<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nHuma it seems lives a nightmare not dreams<br \/>\nOf her lovers exuberant animations<br \/>\nBut insiders say where there\u2019s horse there is play<br \/>\nWith thousands of email quotations<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nSo don\u2019t let it pass that Hillary\u2019s husband\u2019s an ass<br \/>\nWho flung with a flirtatious flooze<br \/>\nThat his wife is contrite and positioned just right<br \/>\nTo win the White House all liquored on booze<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nOh just rewards for deplorable hoards<br \/>\nTurning right as she slapped at her rump<br \/>\nCame a big talking man with a bucket of spam<br \/>\nCalling in hearts as his favorite Trump<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nNow you may wonder why the Gods have not thundered<br \/>\nOn so many detestable deeds<br \/>\nBut please don\u2019t ignore the unmistakable roar<br \/>\nHeard whispering inseparable weeds<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nYour task at hand is to change the command<br \/>\nOf graft at the top of the heap<br \/>\nAnd keep us apart of the errant of heart<br \/>\nWho might send our souls to the deep<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hillary Billary Rodham As crooked as those in Sodom Her aide named Huma whose husband a boomer Took the cast of the cabal to the bottom &nbsp; With photos in hand of his masculine gland Sent ladies across this nation Drew strong irritation and more consternation Than cooking the books of Foundation &nbsp; Oh Hillary [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3544,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[243],"tags":[102],"class_list":["post-3541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinions-op-eds","tag-hillary-clinton","cat-243-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3541"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16302,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3541\/revisions\/16302"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}