{"id":1858,"date":"2015-12-15T18:35:08","date_gmt":"2015-12-16T01:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/?p=1858"},"modified":"2024-09-23T13:26:00","modified_gmt":"2024-09-23T19:26:00","slug":"slow-day-in-texas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/slow-day-in-texas\/","title":{"rendered":"Slow Day in Texas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a slow day in a little West Texas town. The sun is beating down, and\u00a0the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is\u00a0in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich tourist from\u00a0back east is driving through town. He stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to\u00a0pick one to spend the night.<\/p>\n<p>As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher<\/p>\n<p>The\u00a0butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the\u00a0pig farmer.<\/p>\n<p>The pig farmer takes the $100 and he heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.<\/p>\n<p>The guy at the Farmer&#8217;s Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her &#8220;services&#8221; on credit.<\/p>\n<p>The\u00a0hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.<br \/>\nThe hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.<\/p>\n<p>At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, picks up the $100 bill, states that the rooms are\u00a0not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.<\/p>\n<p>No one produced anything. No one earned anything. \u00a0However, the whole town is now out of debt and looks to the future\u00a0with a lot more optimism.<\/p>\n<p>And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is conducting business today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a slow day in a little West Texas town. The sun is beating down, and\u00a0the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is\u00a0in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich tourist from\u00a0back east is driving through town. He stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1859,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[178],"class_list":["post-1858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","tag-volume-48","cat-1-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1858"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1858\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15882,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1858\/revisions\/15882"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemstatepatriot.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}